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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

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Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Pope Leo XIV delivers message of peace, unity at Rate Field in first address to his hometown - Chicago Sun-Times

No go.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

So they tried

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is Reagan seen as the best president in the USA when he literally destroyed the American economy with trickle down system and was strongly against worker unions?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do dogs feel love?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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